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(312): View more from Illinois

i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'

(312): View more from Illinois

i was like PREG?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

wtf?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.

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(315): View more from New York

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!

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(206): View more from Washington

Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.

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(954): View more from Florida

Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.

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(425): View more from Washington

Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.

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