I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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