Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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