Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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