People with herpes should wear stickers.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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