i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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