sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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