i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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