just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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