just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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