I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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