"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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