I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
A+ Viking dick
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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