life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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