I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Two words: nipple clamps
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