how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
now i know why i became what i already was.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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