He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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