Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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