All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm jealous of your bromance
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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