my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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