I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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