I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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