are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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