they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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