I'm jealous of your bromance
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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