Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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