i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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