But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm having to shit out rocks
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