We named our party play list daddy issues
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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