okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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