I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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