This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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