ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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