5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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