All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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