That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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