your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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