You're completely useless in the revolution.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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