The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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