goodnight i made you a song goodbye
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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