like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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