So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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