I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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