I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
