She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well I just put wine in my tea
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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