So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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