Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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