so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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