what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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