She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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