She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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