does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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