Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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