Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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