real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
