pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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